Chapter 3.8 – All the Fail

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Hello everyone! I’m back with another update that shouldn’t be ready yet because I should have used this time to study but who needs school when you have the sims am I right?

Anyway, last time Ciri grew up and I was having trouble deciding whether I wanted her or Yen to be heiress. Did I figure it out? I must have or this chapter wouldn’t be here. So read on to find out who will be carrying on the insanity!

Also I changed the colour of text when a sim is the one doing the talking to make it easy to tell at a glance whether it’s me or a sim. I hope it worked out decently!

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Ciri: Wheee! The sky is so pretty from up here!

It’s pretty from down here too, wow. I don’t think I even realized while in-game but it’s looking really nice! Also yes, Christmas lights are still up even though it’s midsummer. Also yes, Ciri hasn’t moved out, because I was still deciding who I wanted as heiress. πŸ˜›

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Whatcha makin’ there, Cress?

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Cress: Can’t talk. Must… Concentrate…

I basically wiped out our funds to make this potion… and then realized she already had one in her inventory. So I basically wasted a bunch of money. Yay.

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Arze: So dad, what’s it like being a police officer?

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Alex: Well, there’s a lot of time in court.

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Arze: But like, do you ever get to arrest people?

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Alex: Oh yeah, all the time!

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Arze: Niiice.

And that is like the one and only positive interaction with another sim you’ll be seeing from Arze. From here on out he basically just yells at everybody.

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I was wondering why no one was going to school or work when suddenly they all changed to go to Ciri’s graduation and I was like: oh, that’s why.

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And then I got a notice saying Nibbles was going to be taken away if we didn’t give him attention so I had Cress take care of him instead of attending the graduation.

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She still made it though! All on her own, too.

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Haha ok. I mean, I don’t think that really sounds like her, but whatever.

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Ciri: Sweet, I’m officially done with high school! I can move out now.

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Ciri: Nibbles, come on! Time to go.

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Nibbles: NO. I don wanna go!

Ciri: Stop fooling around Nibbles.

… That is an unfortunate placement of the tail … πŸ˜‰

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Ciri: Whatever I’m leaving.

Nibbles: Fine I’m coming.

Yeah, I decided not to make Ciri heiress. And she took Nibbles cause he was technically her cat so yeah!

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Right away she got settled in her career of choice!

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Cinder: What are you doing in my house!?

Cress: What the hell? You invited me here!

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Cress: Talk to the hand, cause the face doesn’t want to.

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Cress: Guess what, sis? I discovered how to make every potion ever the other day!

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Iko: Yeah… I really don’t care.

Ok, that party was a dud. Literally it was just Cinder and Iko. And they didn’t even want to listen to what Cress had to say.

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Aww. Cress had a wish to amorously hug Alex and I figured: they’ve had like zero contact ever since Arze and Johnny were conceived so might as well.

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Alex: What’s your deal Cress!? We’ve had no physical contact in YEARS and you think you can just start up again out of the blue?

Cress: But you accepted the hug!

Haha look at Cress’ fingers. That amused me more than it probably should’ve.

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Alex: Haha just kidding, let’s hug again!

Cress: Seriously? After you just yelled at me? No way.

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Alex: Um what are you doing?

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Cress: How about a kiss instead? *puckers up*

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Alex: Eh heh. No thanks.Β 

Well that was a roller coaster of a train wreck.Β  So much for getting the romance back. That was completely autonomous too. Even Cress. … And now their relationship is like maybe a third of the bar? A little less? And it was totally full before XD

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Arze: Wah wah wah Cerys is a baby. Cerys wears mismatched eyeshadow and blue lipstick.

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Cerys: Excuse you ridiculously-long-named blue-haired pointy-eared freak! My makeup is awesome!

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Priscilla got a call from… someone, guess I didn’t write his name down… asking her on a date!

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… At the junkyard? Really?

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How romantic.

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Hey Ciri’s got a romantic interest!

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Priscilla: Hey, maybe I can find something good in here!

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Priscilla: Yay a puddle! πŸ˜€

Date: I’m gonna go see if there’s anythingΒ  good in the dumpster.

Priscilla: Best date EVAR!

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I’m pretty sure Yen and Cerys are friends. I thought I wrote it down but guess I didn’t, but I think I remember them being friends.

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Arze: I really have to pee, but this game is too intense!

He made it in the end, no worries!

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I swear, Yen can usually be found playing video games, or watching someone else playing video games. She’s obsessed.

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And Arze is just always picking fights with EVERYONE.

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Woot woot! Finally, all that potion-making paid off!

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Hey it’s Fae! How’s it hangi –

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Um…

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Laundry bear? Why are you in the crypt? And being so creepy?

Laundry Bear: Alex is next.

Um, yeah, I’m just gonna … leave … now ….

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Meanwhile.

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Yen: I fell 😦

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Guinea pigs!!

I’m having Cress paint now that her LTW is complete. We need money XD

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And Bart has done nothing with his life. Literally this is one of I think two notifications I’ve received about him? I think he’s trying to stay separate from humanity as much as possible.

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Woah woah hold on a sec. Alex walked THROUGH the crowd entranced by the bass to go to the BATHROOM to pee BEFORE desperately needing to go, all WITHOUT STOPPING ONCE to watch the bass. What is this sorcery?

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Then, later, both Johnny and Arze were able to break away to pee/shower respectively while still in the green.

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Yay Cinder’s having a baby!!

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Yen: Whoever loses has to do the dishes!

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Alex: Dagflabbit!

Yen: Sweet! Video games for me then!

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Arze was sound asleep, but then.

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Priscilla: My powers are back!

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Oh yeah, and darts. Yen also loves darts. Actually, I think she does the most out of all the kids.

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Johnny: SO TIRED!

Well then don’t play shuffleboard all night long!!

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And now you’re going to bed when you should be going to school. Nice. This is why you’re getting a D.

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… And now an F. And then Cress wished to see Johnny get passing grades, and then to get an A. HAHAHA ok there Cress.

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Well EXCUSE YOU Bart. You have a party and don’t even invite your family? Well maybe I won’t invite you to our next party. How would you like that?

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So he’s been there one sim-year and is still only at level 4 in his career XD

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So today was a busy day for the kids. Arze brought home this chick, Mary Ball, although she left right away.

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And Yen went over to Pansy Coddle-Prudence’s, who also left right away saying Yen should too. Ok guys.

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Aw a watermelon bunny! … Is it eating its own ear?

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Cinder!! You’re pregnant with a husband!

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Johnny: Um, how am I supposed to do this? Was this even covered in class?

Priscilla: Yeah it was, you’re just never there.

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… There’s a reason I stopped sending uncontrollable sims to parties. -5

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Cress got an opportunity to paint something for this lady, Renee William-Brown.

Renee: Did we have to do this outside?

Also, we randomly got like $9k for no apparent reason a bit before this. I have no idea why.

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Cress autonomously went to swim at the pool since she was right there, and I let her. I figured she could use the break from non-stop painting.

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And then Renee died right after getting her painting.

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Cinder/Ciri: Yay party!!

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Cerys: It’s my birthday! πŸ˜€

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Driver: Where the teens at?

Yeah I forgot it was prom night and I scheduled Cerys’ party for that afternoon. Heh heh. Oh well. Johnny did end up going though. She just ran past at one point and I was like “who’s that running away from the party?” before realizing it was, in fact, a member of the family. Sorry Johnny. I don’t always remember you. She did get prom queen though, so she has that going for her.

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What’s with the sudden pool obsession?

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Cerys: Caaake! O.O

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Look who grew up adorable! Like I dunno if it was just the hair or the makeup or something as a teen that prevented me from seeing it, but she’s so cute!

Also she had Schmoozer locked in, which makes her a childish, inappropriate schmoozer who loves dogs but hates going outside. And she rolled the LTW of International Super Spy.

And I kinda love her. Like I spent a good chunk of time with her in CAS and even downloaded some stuff I thought would suit her XD

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She’ll be sticking around for now. Potential surprise heiress!? I’m not controlling her, but I did get her a job!

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Why so glum guys?

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Ah. Just listening to the tunes. Thorne… you grew up with that hair… Have I mentioned how much IΒ despise that hair?

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And where was Arze during all this? Talking to a pregnant Norma Liv-Racket out who-knows-where.

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Again? He just never came home from work and has instead been standing in front of the police force all evening. -5

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And Arze is just… chilling on the slide.

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Arze: Damn. Busted.

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Also I downloaded new plates! Excuse the fumes. They’re everywhere.

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Really Alex? Again? Go home!

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Ok but look at how ADORABLE Cerys’ pjs are!!!

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Ok what the hell are you wearing now?

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Cerys: I picked it out all by myself! It’s my first day at work!

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Ok this is ridiculous. He literally stood in front of his work ALL FREAKING NIGHT. -5

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Alex: Oh hey honey! I’m off to work!

Cerys: Um, it’s the other way dad.

Alex: Heh, sleep deprivation. What can I say?

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Aw Kai broke up with his girlfriend.

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Well, a nap is better than passing out.

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And Cinder gives birth to a piece of cheese! Jk Brie is a cute name.

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Yen: Ew these hot dogs stink.

Yeah, the fumes didn’t give it away?

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Yen: Ugh these hot dogs taste disgusting!

Gee I wonder why.

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Yen: Someone broke the tub.

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Yen: *vomits up hot dogs*

Wow Yen. You are not making a very good future-heiress impression with all this.

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Oh also I forgot, but here’s Cerys’ skills. Two measly cooking points.

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Fae: BOO!

Cerys: OMG a ghost! D:

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Arze: Hahaha good one great-grandma! BOO!

Cerys: OMG why!?

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Fae: I hear buzzing 😑

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Fae: Where are you ya nasty?

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Fae: GOTCHA!

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Fae: *noms* Try and annoy me now!

She kept moving throughout this sequence.

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Alex: Don’t talk back to me idiot son of mine!

Haha so Arze randomly went up to Alex to yell at him (as he does to everyone… all the time) and Alex’s response was to slap the heck out of him. I missed it cause I was on triple speed, but I still got the stars!

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Arze: And then he just slapped me, like can you believe that guy!?

Yen: Dude he’s right behind you.

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Yen: But yeah, what a baby. I hate babies.

So I was wondering (again) why everyone was at home in the middle of the day before realizing it was leisure day.

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And everyone just decided to go hang out by/in the pool.

Also, I totally missed it, but Yen did this freaking AWESOME like triple flip off the diving board. So I kept an eye on her to see if she’d do it again, and then she went back on the diving board.

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And completely failed. Nice.

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Yen: No one saw that, did they?

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Since (almost) everyone was out at the pool, I let Cress go down for some fun too. Priscilla went back in after like a split second outside.

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Wow nice dive, Cress.

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Cress: Hey Johnny. How’s it going?

Johnny: Omg mom stop being weird.

K but seriously though. Look at Cress’ hips. Wow. Those are some child-birthing hips right there. No wonder she had so many kids.

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*SQUEAL* Ciri is having a baby!!! πŸ˜€

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Arze: I fell 😦

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Why are you being a loner Priscilla? Go have fun outside!

Priscilla: I was outside. Now I’m inside. Where I prefer to be.

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Cerys was also absent from the activity, but that’s cause she was just so darn tired.

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Yen: Help I’m drowning!

Well you’ve been swimming literally all day.

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Then suddenly: a birthday! Facing the wall. Thanks Alex, getting pictures will be fun.

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Alex: Ow my back!

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Alex: Being old sucks 😦

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Alex: Make me a sandwich!

Cress: Make your own sandwich, old man!

… I feel like their relationship is just gonna go downhill once I stop controlling Cress.

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Also Alex wanted a cane, and I could totally see him using one, so I got him one XD

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Graduation time! Nice hat Cerys.

Cerys: Thanks! I picked it out myself!

Cool but aren’t you kinda supposed to wear the graduation cap?

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I mean, she is inappropriate… and childish. So she could totally offend someone without actually meaning to.

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Cerys: I’m an ADULT!

I just can’t imagine her as anything but this super child-like person. She’s too adorable.

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Hey Brie got the blue hair!

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I was confused for a sec as to why Ciri was still pregnant before remembering that Brie is, in fact, Cinder’s child.

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Also I took pity on everyone and changed their hairs back to normal. They were bugging me. Especially Thorne’s.

Kai: Why do you only ever take pictures of my back?

… Good question.

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Um, Ciri, that’s not your boyfriend.

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But all these people can only mean one thing: it’s a birthday! This will be the moment of truth! Will the heiress be Yen or Cerys??

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Yen: Yay I’m getting older!!

Shark: YEAH! WHOO! YOU GO GIRLS!!

Dude, you weren’t even invited and you’re more excited than everyone else.

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And Yen rolled … Born Saleswoman … Which makes her an absent-minded loner who loves the heat and making sales, and will sleep through anything. My God that’s a boring set of traits.

Kai: What!? My face can be seen!? Does anyone even remember this is what I look like?

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Cerys: Hahaha Yen got the most useless trait ever! Hahaha!

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Yeah, so here she is. Also she wants to be a World-Renowned Surgeon, and she finished with one cooking point and two logic points.

… Yeah. She’s not gonna be heiress. I was hoping her last trait might redeem her a little, but it just made it worse. Sorry Yen, you’re beautiful! But I think Cerys would be more fun to play as well as being adorable, no offense.

Yen: How is that not offensive?

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Oh my God so many people. A bunch of randoms just showed up too who weren’t even invited.

Yen: Don’t mind me, just eating away my sorrows.

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Also there’s Priscilla. Yeah, I just kept her pretty much the same. Except the hair. She had Equestrian locked in, which means she’s now a childish couch potato who loves horses, music, and sculpting. And she rolled Rock Star as her LTW, but I ended up choosing One Sim Band instead, cause I thought that suited her more.

Yen: I have more sorrows to eat away. Move guys.

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Oh hey, Yen. You look like you gained some weight between the last pic and this one. How much cake have you had?

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Yen: Um, just one… two… uh…

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Yen: You know, I don’t really remember? I had a lot of sorrows, ok?

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Yen: The cake must have liquefied!

… Really Yen? That’s your parting gift? -5

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Meanwhile, Iko made her way down to the crypt to mourn her father. I know Iko, I miss Sam too 😦

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Aw Cinder misses him too! Or JJ, whoever she’s mourning.

… I’d like to point out that this is kind of amusing, because those aren’t technically their urns. Remember how I had to remake the family and cheat them their fancy urns? The real urns are on the floor in the opposite corner so really these guys are mourning empty urns. But we can look past that πŸ˜›

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Ok what is this a party?

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Anywhoozle, Cerys here is officially the new heiress! Who saw that coming huh?

Kai: Oh look. It’s my back again.

Cerys: And this little piggy said- wait what? I’m taking over?

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Cerys: Are you sure I’m ready?

Aw you’ll do fine Cerys! Nothing to it!


Yay another generation complete! I’m proud of myself: this is the farthest I’ve ever gotten in a legacy and I’m still invested in the family. I think I just like watching sims get up to crazy things on their own XD

Points

Self-wetting (11) -55
Passing Out (13) -65
Service-Sim Visit (1) -5
Failing School (1) -5
— So I don’t know if failing is actually part of the points system, but as the opposite of honour roll I feel like it probably should be. So I’m adding it. Because if my sims suck enough to fail school (*coughJohnnycough*) they deserve to lose points. Even though it’s me that’s losing them. But whatever.

Births (10) +50
Twin Births (3) +30
Honour Roll (11) +55

Fulfilling LTW (4) +160
Randomizing LTW for 1 generation (2) +20
Not using happiness points for 1 generation (2) +20

Painting of TH (3) +15

Total: +220

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Chapter 3.8 – All the Fail

Chapter 3.7 – Ooo! A Bird!

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Well it has been a while, hasn’t it? Yeah, classes started back up in September and I’ve actually been trying to not procrastinate and to keep up with my assignments and exams as well as work so I haven’t really had time to sim. (Plus when I did have some free time I wasn’t really in the simming mood, but shhhh let’s pretend time constraints were the only reason). So I don’t really remember what’s going on, and we’ll see if I remember how to write these characters, plus I haven’t actually played yet cause these pics are all from before I just disappeared, but here we go!

Some of this was already written, sitting in my drafts for months too, so at least for part of it I actually knew what was going on!

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Cress: Someone broke the tub.

Yeah, that’s a great way to start off the chapter.

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Arze: God Yen, stop hogging the bathroom! I wanna go to bed!

Yen: Well then go! Jeez, your bed’s not even in here.

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Arze: I want to sleep in the TUB! 😑

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So all Bart really does is read… he’s kinda boring TBH.

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Then I heard a bird and went to investigate and found this falcon sitting right outside the house!

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So of course I sent Cress to get him, cause who wouldn’t want a falcon?

I wouldn’t. I mean, they’re cool, don’t get me wrong, but you wouldn’t want one in your house. I was scratched the tiniest bit by a little Merlin’s claws while working at a wildlife rehabilitation center, and I mean it didn’t hurt or anything cause it barely nicked it, but even that drew some blood cause they’re just so dang sharp. And that was from an itty bitty Merlin. A big falcon’s claws and beak are not something you want near you without protection πŸ˜›

… But this is Sims, so…

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They can hold them on their pretty much bare arms and stick their face right near their heads and be perfectly fine.

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Lady: I wanted to look at the bird! You ruined my day trip!

Cress: Maybe I could charge her to see it and get rich!

That girl literally drove up in a taxi just to look at the bird.

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Cress: Griffin is my new best friend!

Yeah, I named him Griffin, after the mythical being.

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Look who’s back and dancing again!

Sam: Death cannot stop my moves!

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Ciri: Whooo grandpa’s back! Shake that booty gramps! πŸ˜€

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Because there are so many arches connecting rooms, Griffin pretty much has free roam of the first floor. I see him flying around a lot!

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Nibbles: Hissss stop dat bad moosic!

Cress: *pout* But it’s about a cat!

I don’t think Nibbles appreciates being called smelly, Cress.

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Arze and Johnny seem to get along well, always playing together and hugging. I don’t remember what their relationship bar is like, but I think I’ll check next time I load up the game!

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Cerys: Watch out lefty! Righty is STARVING!

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Yen: Hey Bart, congrats on being such a genius and all. The rest of us are so dumb compared to you. It’s a good thing you’re here to keep us on track.

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Bart: Thank you for noticing this fact, sim-Yennefer. You are the first to acknowledge this, and I will not forget your bravery in coming forward.

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Yen: Wow, he bought that? I was trying to be sarcastic.

I don’t think you can pull off the sarcastic vibe, Yen. But hey, at least now if Bart decides join his alien brethren and they turn against humans, you’ll be on his good side!

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So I dunno what has been going on, but every time Alex has a shower, his hair goes all blue/brown. It’s not a prank, it’s just a glitch I guess.

Alex: My hair just changes colour when it gets wet. I see nothing wrong there.

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Ciri??: AGH! I don’t get it. I followed the directions exactly!

Yeah I’m honestly not too sure who that is… I’m guessing Ciri based on the hair colour, but who knows.

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Griffin: Look at that concentration.

Yen seriously has such a pretty face!

I remember I was leaning towards either her or Ciri as heiress, but I haven’t decided who yet. What I do know is I’m not going to pick purely based on the elf ears anymore because I did that with Cress and was never really happy with her (sorry Cress). I would’ve totally gone with Iko instead. So I’m not going to pick like that anymore!

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Cerys: THE TV IS BROKEN!!

Arze: AUGH! You couldn’t have just told me like a normal person!?

Cerys: YOU WERE ABOUT TO SIT DOWN! YOU HAD TO KNOW RIGHT AWAY!

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Ok, they’veΒ gotta be friends! I have enough pics of them doing stuff together. Johnny, are you ever gonna wear your actual clothes?

Johnny: I am a queen, and a queen must wear her royal attire at all times.

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Priscilla: Oh… hello kitty… please don’t attack me.

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Baby!!

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Alex: Yay grilled cheese! My fave!

Cerys: I want a unicorn.

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Alex: Mmph what’s in this sandwich? This doesn’t taste right!

Cerys: Now where did I leave my hot dog?

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Ciri: Oh plumbob. This isn’t good.

Yay. -5. Can we take a moment to appreciate her expression, though? Haha look how big her eyes are!!

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Nibbles: Burd.

You can watch, but don’t touch, Nibbles!

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Yay go Bart! +5

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Alex: I just fell asleep, who’s calling me?

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Alex: I’m still so tired!

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Priscilla: That phone is so annoying. Shut it up!

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Hey, Johnny’s wearing normal clothes!! And of course she and Arze are spending time together. I love it!

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Looks like Daisy Dino and Peter Plesiosaur are still fighting. (Yes I read through this generation to make sure I knew what was going on.)

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Cerys is such a prankster!

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… What?

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Griffin: The cat is back.

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Nibbles? Nibbles what are you doing?

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NIBBLES! NO! BAD CAT!

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OMG GRIFFIN!

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Nibbles: Num num. I clean now.

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Omg he killed Griffin! NIBBLES!

RIP Griffin. You weren’t with us long, but we’ll miss you.

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Another honor roll! +5

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Arze. Why are you showering at the pool? It’s your birthday. Get home so you can blow out the candles!

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He did make it home in time, luckily!

That’s right, the last of the children are growing up into teens!!

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Johnny: Ew why is he going first? I always go first!

Only because Arze was never physically able to go first. HeΒ is the older of you two.

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Here he is! Now that he’s a teen, he’s realized how bratty kids are and can no longer stand them.

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Johnny here doesn’t know how to act around boys and tends to make a fool of herself. (Unflirty… she’s unflirty).

Her mouth is an odd shape.

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Wow what’s with the pool obsession guys?

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Arze: AH! I just wanted to wash the dishes!!

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Kai decided to play some tunes for the guests!

Iko, seriously, what is with you and always being scorched!?

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Ciri!? It was you!? I figured it was probably Cerys!

Ciri: Hey I’m going to be an adult soon. I figured I should be rebellious at least once!

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Priscilla! -5

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Is that a pee puddle?

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I think at this point I’m just gonna have to assume it is.

Johnny: YEAH PEE!

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Hey Sam! How goes it?

Sam: Oh great! Just embarrassing my alien grandson!

Bart: The ghost has seen my naked body! It is not good!

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Arze: I’m Johnny, I think I’m too good for everyone else!

Johnny:Β Hey! You take that back!

No! Guys! Be nice, you’ve been getting along so well!

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Hey it’s Bart’s turn to grow up!

Elder: This plate is growing mold O.O

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Literally everyone but Iko: WHOO go Bart!!

Don’t look so enthusiastic Iko.

Iko: I have my own problems, if you couldn’t tell.

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Here he is! He looks very much like an alien. He now has no sense of humor, which he has totally unofficially possessed this whole time. And his lifetime wish is to be a creature-robot cross-breeder, which also totally suits him.

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K now get out. Bye Bart! I won’t really miss you, to be honest. You were kinda boring.

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JJ! Haven’t seen you inΒ forever!

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So it’s your birthday, Ciri! Jamming with your sister before you move out?

Ciri: I’ve gotta fit in as much bonding as I can!

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I’ll miss her when she’s gone, but I think I’m gonna have to go with Yen as heiress!

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Cress: My baby is all grown up! I’m so happy but so sad at the same time!

Ciri: Oh mom, you’re so embarrassing.

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Oh my God she’s so gorgeous! So elegant!

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Ciri: CAKE O.O

… ok maybe not quite so elegant.

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But seriously she is so pretty. UGH do I want her or Yen as heiress?? I DON’T KNOW!! But I have to decide before I start playing again, cause she’ll have to move out if she’s not heiress!

Anyway, Ciri is now unlucky, and she wants to be an astronaut.

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Iko: You’re gonna want to be careful with that, Cress. Never know what might happen.

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Ok, at that point I decided Iko had been singed for far too long, and that she was probably glitched. So I fixed her. That’s better. Haven’t seen her real look in so long!

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Yen: Haha you think you can beat me, random old lady?

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Yen: I am theΒ master of this game. No one can beat me!

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Yen, I don’t know what to do. You or Ciri as heiress???

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Cerys: This lady is having a baby in our house!!

Iko: Yawn, what else is new?

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Random old lady: Are you freaking kidding me!? You totally cheated!!

Yen: Hey if you can’t handle my gaming style that’s not my problem.

Iko: Ooo I’ll give this a shot. I just press all the buttons right?

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So this is the result of the labor that got started during the party.

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And these are Ciri’s skills! She managed to get quite a few! Especially that piano.

I don’t think I screenshotted Bart’s but if I recall correctly he didn’t really have any anyway. He mostly just read. Actually he probably had quite a few logic points from chess.



That’s it for now! I hope I managed to jump back in normally enough, without a drastic writing style change! I am planning on playing some more soon (hopefully) but first I have to decide who my heiress will be. And while I’m deciding that I’ll have assignments due and finals to write so I might not actually play much until this term is over. But at least I finally got this chapter written so there’s that!!

Points

Self-wetting (10) -50
Passing Out (9) -45
Service-Sim Visit (1) -5

Births (10) +50
Twin Births (3) +30
Honour Roll (11) +55

Fulfilling LTW (3) +120
Randomizing LTW for 1 generation (2) +20
Not using happiness points for 1 generation (2) +20

Painting of TH (3) +15

Total: +210

Chapter 3.7 – Ooo! A Bird!

Chapter 3.6 – Talking Igloos?

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What time is it? Time for another Sanity update! Last time, we had another pervert in the family, Cress was abducted for the ten thousandth time, Sam died ( πŸ˜₯ ) we got a cat, and birthdays were celebrated!

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Priscilla: Oh Plumbob it’s back! Someone save me!!

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Priscilla: What did I do to deserve this!?

It’s only Priscilla, too. Nibbles is perfectly respectful of every other sim.

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Cerys: IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR IQ WAS AVERAGE LIKE MOST EVERYBODY ELSE!

Bart: It does not do to dwell on what is not. You must up your game if you wish to horrify me.

Aw that’s so cute! It’s too bad it probably won’t even happen though. Can sims even become BFFs on their own? I don’t think so…

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Cress: You skip school and then you don’t even have the sense to stay out of the house so I won’t notice?

Ciri: It’s a big house! We never had to come into contact!

Cress: That’s it! You are banned from playing darts until further notice!

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Psh. Like Ciri has ever played darts in her life.

Ciri: Well I could have! *Is no longer friends with Cress*

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Cress: And you too young lady! Skipping school is not tolerated!

Priscilla: But I was just taking out the trash?

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Cress: Were you really though? *Waggles finger*

Priscilla: Wha- Why would you even question-

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Priscilla: … no. No I was not.

Cress: Ok, just don’t skip school again.

Wow, playing favourites much?

Yeah I decided to let Cress punish them for skipping school this time around. Cause why not? Arze also skipped school but…

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He wasn’t at home so Cress didn’t know about it. He’s just doing his homework anyway. It’s a shame. I was excited for this opportunity to make Cress go all “Avallac’h Roche Zoltan Eskel Sanity” on his ass.

You had to be smart about ditching, didn’t you Arze?

Arze: Well someone has to be the smart one in this family!

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Johnny: Brother, come bow to your new queen!

Cerys: Watch out everybody! Daisy Dino is loose in the city! And she can FLY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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Arze: I don’t bow to nobody. I will challenge you if you tell me to bow one more time.

Johnny: Then join me brother! Imagine a world where you and I rule side by side! Only I rule more.

Cerys: UPDATE!! Daisy Dino has forged an alliance with Peter Plesiosaur. Folks, THEY’VE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE OCEANS! NOWHERE IS SAFE!

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Arze: Yeeeah. Not happening. Where’s Ciri? I need to give her advice on ditching school.

Johnny: Bummer. I wanted him to join me.

Cerys: It looks like Daisy Dino and Peter Plesiosaur have reached a disagreement. Their attention is focused on each other for the moment. The world is safe for now.

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Johnny: Well, I guess I’ll just rule by myself then. Um. Hear ye, hear ye… 😦

Cerys: Wait! The llamas are beginning to rebel! The rise in power of the dinosaurs seems to have given them the courage to turn against the humans! THEY’RE SICK OF BEING SHAVED! THEY WANT THEIR WOOL BACK!

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Johnny: What is Cerys doing back there?

Cerys: IT’S EVERY LLAMA FOR HIMSELF! GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT PEOPLE!

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Johnny: My sister is crazy. It’ll take a lot of work to get her under control.

Cerys: I lost my train of thought… llamas… ah well.

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Cerys: Hahaha she thinks her ruling will get rid of the crazy in me? Well JOKE’S ON YOU! NO ONE can make me uncrazy!

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Nibbles: Yu’d make a bad bad ruler. I stop yu!

Johnny: Ow my buttocks!

… I take waaay too many pictures. What was that, like 8 for just that one sequence? And I didn’t even use all the ones I had!! No wonder these chapters are always so long.

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In other news, Ciri got asked out on a date by this dude, Parker Coddle-Prudence. And I said yes for the heck of it! I think he was her romantic interest from prom? Nah I checked, he wasn’t.

Ciri: He’s staring at me weird. I’m kinda creeped out to be honest.

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Eh I think he’s kinda cute in his own unique way.

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Ciri: Well this is awkward… Do you speak? …

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Then he went inside and started rocking out to the guitar.

Ciri: Whatever. I’m gonna work out.

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Parker… Your hair is suddenly down to your nose.

Parker: πŸ™‚

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Parker: *gasp*

What up Parker?

Yes, Ciri really did go to work out. Such romance.

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Parker: O.O

Dina Foote: What is that young man looking at?

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Parker: *lost in the music*

Dina Foote: Well, couldn’t’a been too important.

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Dina Foote: Wait! Oh dear! I believe I see what he saw! Oh someone should let the poor guitarist know!

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Dina Foote *offscreen*: Ain’t gonna be me though.

Hat Guy: The guitarist is mighty fine tonight.

Oh look! It’s Thorne!!

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HEY THORNE!

Thorne: Um, hi!

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Thorne: Hold up, I spy a nice piece of sim I gotta talk to.

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Thorne: Oh God something stinks. It better not be her.

Omg Thorne, you look so creepy like that.

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Thorne: So um, you’re really pretty and I was just wondering if maybe you might want to dance? Maybe?

Hat: I see you talking to my woman.

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Thorne: I mean, you don’t have to if you don’t want to.

Hat: I was gonna ask her out first.

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Lolly Racket: Sure, why not?

Thorne: Really?

Aw you’re actually really cute Thorne ❀

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Aw you get you some romance Thorne!

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Thorne: I feel so graceful!

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Thorne: I am a swan!

… What was I saying about taking too many pictures?

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Do I even need to show these at all anymore? I feel like at this point we should just assume that Cress was abducted at some point during the chapter DX

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Sam: What is this creature that has taken over while I’ve been gone?

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Sam: Shoo! Shoo! Get away cat! You think you can take my place? You are sorely mistaken!

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Bart, for someone with such a high IQ you’d think you’d wait until the sink was fixed to mop up.

Bart: No no, you’ve got to keep on top of it. Otherwise the whole place will flood.

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Laundry Bear: It’s like having a fountain but in the comfort of your own home! ❀

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Arze: You think you can go in the pool to escape me?

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Arze: Well you are mistaken! I’M COMIN’ IN!

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Johnny: Haha I’m already out loser.

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Johnny: HAHA try and catch me now wimp!

Arze: I feel cheated.

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I feel like there must have been a reason I took this picture… I have no idea. Eh I’ll just throw it in here anyway.

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Bart: Oh I’m so embarrassed!

Yen: HAHA dude guess what just happened!? I totally just walked in on my alien brother in the shower! – haha yeah. What? – Well I don’t really know what it looks like on humans so I can’t really answer that question.

Yen who are you even talking to who would ask something like that!?

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Another Sanity baby! That makes the second one in this alternate universe!

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Woot woot! We’re halfway through Cress’ LTW!

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Well that looks trancelike.

Bart: I am consuming the energy of the air! It’s delicious!

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Fae: I CAN FLY!

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Uh Bart whatcha doin?

Your arm is in your body…

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Bart: *GASP* The water! It’s everywhere!

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Bart: I swear I saw my life flash before my eyes! That was the most terrifying experience of my life!

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Igloo: I dare you to try and run me down. Go on. Try it. See what happens.

Nah it’s just Johnny, who didn’t come home and instead played in an igloo at the pool of all places. No idea how she got to the pool from school, but whatever.

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Are you freaking kidding me?

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Alex! You’re the one who was cooking!

Alex: Donte was disturbing the remains of our family!

Oh my God why are you always picking on Donte!? He hasn’t even done anything wrong from what I can see!

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And Cress isn’t even home to put out the fire!! She’s at City Hall doing paperwork to register as self-employed. Cause she randomly wanted to be a painter.

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Ciri: No worries, I got this! Stand back children!

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Cress: Stupid family members always leaving food cooking unattended and starting stupid fires. No more, I say. NO MORE!

She had immediately wished to make the stove fireproof πŸ˜›

I am fine with that.

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Um guys? What are you doing?

Arze: We’re playing tag!

In the pool? In negative weather?

Why do they keep going in the pool when they’re playing tag!? Can they even be tagged while in the pool!?

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Bart: It is quite cold.

Yeah no duh.

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Bart: I cannot feel my limbs.

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Bart: Something has gone terribly wrong.

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… Well that is why you don’t swim in negative degree weather.

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Bart: SO HUNGRY!

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Ok, I eventually took pity on him and sent Cress to thaw him out.

Cress: Well this is quite the situation you’ve gotten yourself into, isn’t it, Bart?

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Cress: It’s lucky I always carry a hair dryer!

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Bart: The heat! I suddenly desperately need to PEE!

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Cress: Yay it worked!

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Cress: Oh yeah, you can thank me now. I know I know. I’m the best.

Bart: PEE!

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I thought you had to pee?

Bart: I do but I’m so HUNGRY!

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Bart: The pee could not be contained!

Ugh thank you Bart. You couldn’t have taken like five seconds to pee before making food could you? -5

Laundry Bear: I can’t see what’s going on over the counter. Someone lift me please!

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So Iko, you gonna tell us what’s up with you this time?

Iko: Strictly confidential information my friend. This was fun, but I must go.

Dude you haven’t even gone inside the house yet!

Iko: I do what I must.

Why are you so secretive in the new universe!?!?

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It’s birthday time for the twins! I tried to have an awesome synchronized birthday but that didn’t work out… Priscilla started the process before Yen got to her cake. Oh well.

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Yen: You were supposed to wait for me! 😑

Priscilla: Hey you snooze you lose amirite?

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Yen: Well it’s more ladylike to take your time. *Blows candles out softly*

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Priscilla: Well that’s the pansy way to look at it.

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Yen: What did you say?

Priscilla: Nothing. *Suddenly straight-faced*

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Priscilla looks… well… interesting… She got an unfortunate mix of genetics.

She is now a Savvy Sculptor, which was locked in. Well, technically Pizza Appreciator was locked in, but that’s a hidden trait, so I figured I’d go in and change that for her, although I still rolled for the new trait.

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Yen, on the other hand, is ADORABLE! Omg I ❀ her!

She now loves the heat. Also I changed her highlights, because the white was bothering me. I made it a light brown instead. Looks so much better.

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She just went ahead and started eating her cake in the middle of the chaos, just not caring at all.

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Yen: Mmm I love cake πŸ™‚

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Yen: Delicious!

She is too cute!!

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Kai, as usual, can be found playing video games rather than partaking in the birthday celebrations.

Kai: Hey, I don’t have a game console at home! I gotta make the most of my extremely limited time here!

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Alex, did you perhaps have a little bit too much cake?

Alex: Are you calling me fat!? I’m a middle-aged man! It’s called a beer belly!

Sims don’t get beer bellies. You just ate a ton of cake.

Alex: SHUT UP!

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Omg Priscilla, what’s with the anger?

Priscilla: I PLAY WHAT I FEEL!

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Priscilla: AND I FEEL ANGER. I NEVER GOT ANY BIRTHDAY CAKE!

Yeah well, you could have.

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Priscilla: Hmm, I could have. That’s an interesting thought.

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Priscilla: Wait what’s that? I COULD have!? But that means I DIDN’T!

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Priscilla: And that’s the part that matters! I NEVER GOT ANY!

Ok then, I’ll leave you to it..

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Yen: So Cinder huh? That’s a fire-related name right? You like fire Cinder?

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Cinder: Well let’s just say I have a habit of frying things in this family’s house.

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Cinder: Whelp, gotta run!

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Yen: Well what could she have meant by –

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Yen: Oh dear, what’s wrong with the game console?

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Yen: Hmm, I think I get what Cinder was saying…


Ok, I guess I’ll end it here. 2,000 words seems like enough πŸ˜›

Next time, will I get better at limiting the picture taking? Probably not. I have like 40 more pics already and Kai’s baby hasn’t even been born… Remember that popup from earlier this chapter? Those popups are what make me realize just how many pictures I take by noticing how long it takes to get through those three days between the popup and the birth of the baby…

Points

Self-wetting (8) -40
Passing Out (8) -40
Service-Sim Visit (1) -5

Births (10) +50
Twin Births (3) +30
Honour Roll (9) +45

Fulfilling LTW (3) +120
Randomizing LTW for 1 generation (2) +20
Not using happiness points for 1 generation (2) +20

Painting of TH (3) +15

Total: +215

Chapter 3.6 – Talking Igloos?

Chapter 3.5 – Ghosts Don’t Have Bodies

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Hello! Last time Sam caused yet another set of twins, making that three sets total, and bringing the child count this generation to SIX kids. I also did a name dump on the one boy Cress gave me. Onwards!

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Ciri: Wow, now that I’m older this house seems so much smaller.

Cerys: It’s still just as dirty though. Grandpa’s pee puddle is still here! Gross!

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Priscilla: So… Tired…

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Well that’s a great start to the chapter. -5

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Bart: The child is asleep on the kitchen floor. Does she not know she has a bed?

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Priscilla: Blaaahhhh I’m still so tired!

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Cerys: Eh heh. Um, ooga booga! Maybe you should go to bed?

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Is that Debbie in the pool behind you, Bart?

Bart: I am trying to do my homework, but it is tough concentrating while there is a ghost splashing around.

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Debbie: Wheeeee! Why didn’t we have one of these while I was alive!?

Because we couldn’t afford it then.

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Hey your body disappears under the water!

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Priscilla: Will I ever be allowed to sleep?

Debbie! Priscilla was FINALLY in bed! Did you have to haunt that specific chair?

Debbie: I do what I want.

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Cerys: Ooo the perfect opportunity to scare my unaware sister!

Yes the shower is broken and water is leaking everywhere. Cress doesn’t have the time to go around fixing everything at the moment!

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Cerys: Wait. Oh Plumbob. She’s naked.

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Cerys: Hold the phone. What are those?

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Cerys: Will I have those when I grow up?

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Ciri: AHH! CERYS! What are you doing!? GET OUT!

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Ciri: My little sister saw me naked. This is so embarrassing!

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Ciri: You wouldn’t believe what just happened to me. Cerys just watched me have a bath!

Bart: Is this a thing humans enjoy? Because as a child, everyone would demonstrate anger and embarrassment when I would observe them in the bathroom.

Ciri: What? No! I wasn’t LETTING her watch!

Bart: I do not comprehend. Why were you not stopping it then?

Ciri: I didn’t know she- Ugh you know what? Nevermind.

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Someone’s getting rid of the leaf pile!

Yen: It was time. I’ve heard about its magical influence, and it shouldn’t be allowed to affect anyone else.

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Alex: I’m so OLD!

He’s been checking out his wrinkles multiple times a day since he got older.

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Yen: Water balloon fight!!!

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Cerys: Hahaha good one!

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Cerys: But I cannot play right now. I’m disappearing into the mist *backs away slowly*

Yen: I think my sister’s crazy.

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So Iko or Thorne or Kai or Cinder (don’t remember which one) invited Cress to their costume party! Some of the family wanted to attend a party, so I took them along too. Sam and Bart both dressed as hot dogs XD

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Cinder: You look like a monster in that costume!

Cerys: That’s offensive to my alien brother.

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And in the middle of the party Thorne became a daddy! Way to be supportive during the birth of your baby.

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Sam: You are now SURROUNDED BY HOT DOGS! You shall not escape!

Cress: I don’t like it!

Bart: I need to empty my bladder but the bathroom is occupied!

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Cerys: What can I say? I needed to bathe.

And you couldn’t have waited until you were at your own house?

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Yen: Woohoo! Twin adventures!

Priscilla: They’re the best kind of adventures!

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Cerys: Hahaha mom is OLD!

Cress: Hey it’ll happen to you too. Just you wait.

She did not go through a midlife crisis! Woot woot! Alex did though. Maybe that’s why he’s always checking out his wrinkles?

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Congratulations Bart for being the first one to use the foosball table!

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Cress: Do I have some “Abduct Me” sign stapled to my forehead or something?

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Aw Bart is such a good brother.

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Johnny: I am being held by a giant hot dog. I don’t know what to think about this.

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Um Cerys? Don’t you have somewhere you need to be?

Cerys: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think this is where I belong right now.

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Well at least you’re being somewhat helpful while you skip school.

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Why do sims flock to watch people play guitar, then don’t leave even if their needs are in the red? Johnny is exhausted Bart! Put her to bed! Ciri stop playing and go eat something!

Ciri: The guitar is more important than survival.

Bart: Cannot escape the music’s grasp.

Well at least she can’t pass out while he’s holding her?

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Cerys: Heyyy grandpa! What do you say to scoring me some points on that game again huh?

Priscilla: Way to be subtle sis.

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Bart: Well you are looking as radiant as a freshly developed pearl in the mouth of an oyster.

Debbie: Well thank you sonny. I think. Is the oyster’s mouth open or closed? Because, you know, that would affect the radiance of said pearl. Is this a compliment or an insult!?

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Bart sure does love to compliment people.

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I find it amusing that a ghost is telling a ghost story.

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Johnny: You play good Bat?

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Bart: I believe the term used is I am burying my opponents.

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Sam: Is Cress around? Is she pregnant again?

No, you have caused your last set of twins.

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And it’s their birthday today!

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Well would ya look at Kai looking all elegant and stuff on the piano!

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Anyway, Johnny is again the first one to age up even though Arze was born first because he was otherwise occupied.

She is now clumsy!

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Sam you better hold it in this time!

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Johnny: I’m sorry. I don’t have enough practice getting to a toilet on time!

Don’t give me that. You’re potty trained! -5

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Arze: It’s my birthday too guys!

Well I was trying to get you to a cake but look at where you are!

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At least someone was able to watch him grow up.

Ciri: Well I was going to give him a bottle, but now I don’t really know what to do.

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Anyway, he is now shy!

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And it’s the next day and these two (Rich Wheloff and his son) are still here. Rich called us up all like “Want me to bring my kid for a play date?” So I said Sure! and they still haven’t left.

Rich: Shhh the play date was a ruse. We are now part of the family.

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Isn’t it a little cold for you guys to be out in your t-shirts?

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Prom has arrived!

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Wheloff kid: Hey it’s getting kind of chilly out here.

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Cerys: Well look behind you! There’s a nice warm house over there!

Wheloff kid: Huh? I don’t see no house?

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Cerys: Hahaha how cold are you now!?

That’s great Cerys. Give the kid pneumonia.

Cerys: Yeah maybe then he’ll finally leave!

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Cress: Ahh fresh clean laundry!

And a laundry gnome! It’s a bear!

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An alien device? Bart wasn’t trying to get someone else the crown was he?

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Sam: My meditation has reached new levels! I feel as if I’m floating!

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Sam: Wait, but I wasn’t meditating. What the plumbob is going on?

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Sam: Oh look I can see through my hand!

Sam nooooooooo!!!!!!!

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Sam: That’s pretty cool πŸ™‚

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Grim: It is your time Sam Sanity.

Uh, he’s on the other side of the wall.

Grim: Death is not bound by walls!

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Meanwhile, Ciri was off finding love at prom!

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Sam: I don’t want to leave my family though! Please let me stay!

Aw that’s just the cheated LTW thing talking. He also got the drab grey box but I gave him his deserved gold urn!

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Poor Bart wasn’t having as much luck as Ciri. Until another girl swooped in. And he also got prom king.

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But you just hooked up with another guy. Ok then.

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Also we got a cat! Ciri’s been wanting one but I didn’t have the option of adopting. I guess cause there were ten sims in the house. But I have story progression set to allow a lot more so I’m not sure why I wasn’t getting the option.

Anyway, this is Nibbles.

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Nibbles is named after this cat that shows up from time to time!

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Kai found himself a fiance!

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And thus ends the previous generation 😦

I’m gonna miss Sam and his love of dancing.

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Yen: Hello! You may now call me Princess Yennefer. I shall no longer respond to my previous name of Yen.

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You’re cleaning yourself half buried in snow?

Nibbles: Da snow helps ta clean da fur. Meow.

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And now you’re rolling in the dirty water after getting all clean.

Nibbles: No. Da water is clean. Adds da glisten.

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Nibbles: Meow.

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Sometimes the kids just don’t come home from school.

Ciri: They’re the most peaceful times.

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Paparazzi: Hey kid don’t look so glum! Cheer up! Live a little!

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Wouldn’t it be more comfortable doing your homework at home?

Paparazzi: Oh hold on gotta get this. It’s probably my boss.

Ciri: I miss my gramps! You opened a floodgate woman! Why’d you have to cheer me up and then abandon me!?

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Cress: So. I guess me or Alex will be the next to go in this household, huh?

Arze: *concentrating on homework*

Priscilla: *concentrating on TV*

Cress: Good to know you guys love us.

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Nibbles: POUNCE ATTACK

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Priscilla: AH! What the plumbob?

Nibbles: VROOM

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Priscilla: What was that for? I was just minding my own business, you dumb cat.

Nibbles: I dunno what yur talking bout.

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Alex: Hey kid, what are you doing on our computer?

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Donte (yes he’s a boy. With that stupid hair that everyone grows up with): You can’t scold me if you can’t catch me! Hahaha I’m outta here!

Alex: Just like Sam was </3

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Arze: Haha catch me if you can wimp!

Johnny: Oh you’re on!

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Arze: K seriously though I’m getting tired. Why are you so slow?

Johnny: Shut up! I don’t have the stamina!

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Nibbles: Growl! I don like da moosic. Hiss.

Ciri: Why doesn’t the cat appreciate me? 😦

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It doesn’t take long before Sam is out and haunting! And he found the hot tub I randomly got cause Cress had a wish for one. Even though we’re now broke. Cause Sam was the one bringing in the cash. I dunno if we’ll be able to keep paying the bills.

Sam: Well that’s a jolly greeting.

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Oh Iko, what have you gotten into now?

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Look who was promoted! What is that like your first one since you married into this family?

Alex: Hey it’s the tortoise that wins the race.

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Marc: Cool party bro!

Cress: Thanks. Don’t call me bro.

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So what happened?

Iko: I don’t wanna talk about it.

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Kai: Oh yeah! I’m schooling these gnomes!

Marc: Hmm, yes I believe you are. Fascinating.

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You didn’t even give us a chance to do the actual birthday part yet.

Iko: Hey! I have things to do! I was in the middle of something, if you couldn’t tell.

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Yup, it’s Cerys’ birthday! Another kid entering teendom!

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And here she is. She skipped school too much and had dog person locked in. Seriously. Animal-related traits and alien abductions are like the recurring themes of this legacy. She grew up with that hair and I thought it looked decent enough πŸ˜›

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Kai: *Sobbing* I miss you grandma and grandpa! It’s been so long!

And then he whipped out his keyboard and started playing down there. Seriously. I didn’t get a pic though because I only realized what was going on when someone had the keyboard thought bubble and I was like “Where is it? We don’t have one so someone else must have brought one.” and couldn’t find it until I remembered Kai was down here. But he was already putting it away when I got to him πŸ˜›

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Cinder: BOO you alien freak of nature!!

Bart: Where did she even come from?

What is with everyone changing in the middle of my pictures?


Well there you go. Another chapter finished. Yay for insanity!

Points

Self-wetting (7) -35
Passing Out (8) -40
Service-sim Visit (1) -5

Births (10) +50
Twin Births (3) +30
Honour Roll (9) +45

Fulfilling LTW (3) +120
Randomizing LTW for 1 generation (2) +20
Not using happiness points for 1 generation (2) +20

Painting of TH (3) +15

Total: +220

Chapter 3.5 – Ghosts Don’t Have Bodies

Chapter 3.4 – Baby Overload

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Ok, this chapter went a lot more smoothly than the last couple! Let’s hope it keeps up! Also, may seem random right now, but I am really hating aliens right now. With a passion.

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Cerys: Psst! Guess what?

Ciri: What?

Cerys: I caused a lot of problems when it was time for me to grow up!

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Ciri: Heehee I know! You should totally do it again when you become a teen!

Cerys: Haha that would be awesome!

No it would not! No more glitches!

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Anyway, last time the twins grew up, but I only had a picture for one of them. I finally got the other one so here they are! Actually I just realized I have two pictures of the same toddler. Awkward. Well this one is Yennefer. She got Cress/Debbie’s hair and Alex’s eyes.

And I found one of Priscilla although it’s not the ideal closeup. But it works.

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Here she is! She got Alex’s hair and Cress/JJ’s eyes.

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And Sam is the first one to realize we have a laundry room in this house!

Sam: I do love the smell of clean clothes!

How would you know? You’ve never smelled it.

Sam: But I hear it smells heavenly!

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Sam: Actually I don’t quite feel like doing the laundry right now. The clothes can just wait here for a bit.

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Cerys found the block table!

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Ciri: It’s so nice and sunny out today! Wanna go swim in the pool?

Cerys: I have a much better idea!

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Cerys: So you see, the Β outside is filled with vile, horrifying things like roaches the size of your fist and blood-sucking fiends!

Sam: Oh that’s disgusting!

Bart: This planet is terrifying!

Ciri: Yeah… This is so much better than swimming…

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Alex: Someone left a pile of laundry here. That’s ok, I’ll get it cleaned up.

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Alex, did you drop the pile again?

Alex: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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You look like you’re concentrating hard.

Ciri: I must get this just right.

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Ciri: Voila. A delicious fudgy M&M-filled cookie!

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Bart: I see human-mother has done some upgrades. I approve of this.

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Bart: Sim-grandfather, your movements are distracting while I attempt to view the box.

Sam: Oh cheer up young lad! Join me!

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Sam: Do I spy another set of twins?

Oh God. Please no.

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Bart: And he was acting like he was performing for an audience and would not stop!

Ciri: Yeah, gramps sure does love to dance. You kinda get used to it.

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Hey you’re finally cleaning up your mess! Took long enough.

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Alex: The stupid dishwasher is broken!

Yeah, pretty much everything is right now. It’ll have to wait till after the toddlers are skilled.

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Cress: The toddler is on the move and I can’t keep an eye on her! Oh my Plumbob don’t draw on the walls or anything!

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Bart: What do I do!? I am not trained for this situation!

Cress: You’d think I’d be used to this by now!

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Alex: Not in front of the kids! They’ll be scarred for life!

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Cress: Take me to the hospital then!

K so funny story, somehow in the short time between when Cress and Alex left for the hospital and the time the baby is actually born, I completely forgot that Cress was in labour and that she had gone to the hospital. And I quit the game cause I didn’t feel like playing anymore that day (which I just don’t do. I would have waited till the baby was born to quit)

So then the next day I opened up my game and like two seconds later I got that “Congratulations! What would you like to name your baby?” popup and I was like “What? Since when was Cress in labour?” and I clicked to go to her and it took me to the hospital and I was like “What!? When did you go to the HOSPITAL? I’m controlling you I should know where you are!” And I was so confused cause I had no idea. But obviously I did at one point cause I have pictures of it. So yeah. I don’t know how I forgot she was having a baby like right after it began, but somehow it happened.

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Cress: There. I gave you a boy. Happy now?

YES! SO HAPPY! K get ready for this. Meet Avallac’h Roche Zoltan Eskel Sanity. Yes. I used all the boy names I potentially wanted to use and slammed it all onto this one kid. I’m so proud of myself.

Arze is absent-minded and mean-spirited. He likes roots, cookies, and the colour grey.

Names used (from left to right)

Avallac’h is an elf who was watching over/guiding/protecting what have you Cirilla. I always tend to like the elves in stuff like this, just cause elves are like my favourite race, and he was no different! He was awesome from the start and even though the game kind of pushes you to think he’s up to something bad, I just had a good feeling about him anyway.

Vernon Roche (with a sh not like Roach) is a commander in the military, and I dunno I just liked him right away.

Zoltan Chivay is a dwarf friend of Geralt and has quite the personality! He is amusing and adds a lot to whatever situation he is in!

Eskel is a fellow witcher. He is the calm and collected one and my favourite of the witchers!

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Alex: *Sigh* There’s another one.

Oh God. This means I have FOUR babies in the house right now.

Twin sets caused by Sam: 3.

This one is Johnny. Yes she is named after a boy, but I didn’t really have any other girl names I wanted to use. At least Johnny kinda sounds unisex-ish? She is a snob and a loner and likes classical music, goopy carbonara, and white.

4.6 Johnny

Johnny is a godling and helps us for a bit on our quests. He also likes to sing.

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Ciri: Twins again!? Are you guys gonna stop pumping out kids now?

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Cress: Oh man I still have so much to do with these ones before their birthday!

Ciri: Well then why’d you have another two so soon after these ones were born?

Hey, I needed a boy and your mom is getting really close to becoming an adult.

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You know, you’ll be raking a looong time if you want to get all those leaves.

Ciri: Nonsense, I just need enough for a big pile!

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Cress: What have I done to myself? This is crazy! Four babies is too many!

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Oh my God seriously!? She was just heading to take care of the infants, whose social bars are dropping pretty low, when the STUPID ALIENS CAME FOR CRESS! I hate how you can’t cancel out that interaction! Both the other adults are asleep and the babies need social interaction!!!!!

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I’m sorry Arze, as soon as your mom comes back she’ll take care of you guys.

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SERIOUSLY!?!?!? This is a completely different spaceship – note the moodlet she already has of being abducted. I HAVE BABIES TO CARE FOR!

I seriously doubt the abduction rate is only 1 or 2%. Apparently it’s higher if you have space rocks in your inventory, but everyone has ZERO space rocks. and no telescopes have been used or anything! I’m gonna have to download a no abduction mod or something. Or at least see if there’s one that lets you cancel the interaction. This is ridiculous!

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And Ciri’s still out making her leaf pile. You should maybe go to bed. It’s like 3 am.

Ciri: Nah this is more important than sleep.

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Ituxi Uzopoc: I had to check up on the substitute mother for my son. It is not my fault another alien got her as well.

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Yup. Meet Bart’s mom.

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Cress: Please, no more! A sim can only handle so much probing!

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Great. She was gone so long Priscilla woke up and is hungry on top of the babies still needing their social needs met.

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Cress: Oh baby, you don’t know what I went through to get here to take care of you. It was horrible! Never be abducted!

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Alex: The baby is crying.

Yes, so pick it up and do something with it!

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Alex: I’m not sure I know what to do with it.

Well, at least the other adults are up and can sort of help out! I kid I kid they’re actually pretty good with taking care of the kids when Cress is busy.

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Cerys: And it suddenly got all foggy but mom could see these lights through the fog and then POOF she was gone! And when she came back she said she’d seen your mother.

Bart: Cool. It’s nice to know mother is keeping an eye on me. Maybe one day she will come take me to our planet.

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Cress: Just learn to talk already! It’s your birthday soon and you need to get this down pat before then!

Cress may be a little stressed at the moment.

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Hey Thorne is the first to have a baby in this new world!

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Bart: Look at the colour of these leaves! I feel like I am in a whole other world right now!

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Sam: Am I doing this right?

Cerys: Hell yeah! You just scored me another 100 points! Go Grandpa!

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Bart found the chess table!

Bart: The best way to increase my logic and brain capacity is to play against myself. Playing against a human would have the opposite effect.

Cress: YES! Duster! Duster! That’s it! You said it! Oh Plumbob we’re finally getting somewhere!

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Alex: Kid, all you gotta do is hit the stick on the keys and they make noise. It’s really quite simple.

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Yen: Hit stick?

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Yen: It did make noise! πŸ˜€

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And suddenly Alex is outside the house growing older. He was just inside playing with Yen…

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Oh God he looks creepy.

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It’s also the youngest twins’ birthday! Johnny went first, even though Arze was born first, because he was busy getting his needs met.

She got the blue hair and eyes and LOOK!

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SHE GOT THE EARS!

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Arze also got the blue hair, but got Alex’s eyes, and he ALSO got the ears!! One of these guys just might end up being heir.

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Bart: You know Cerys, you are a pretty cool sister, for a human.

Cerys: Aw thanks buddy!

The siblings this gen are so nice to each other!

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Cress: Ok, one more skill for you. Come on Yen make your momma proud.

Yeah, she hasn’t been doing much else besides toddler skilling lately. The kids are on a pretty nice rotation, and when one/two are sleeping, the others are awake to be skilled. Cress, meanwhile, has been using a lot of the moodlet manager.

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Ciri: Bart was right! It really does feel like I’m in a whole ‘nother world!

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You know, I believe Priscilla is the first to have maxed any of the toddler skills.

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Ciri: Oh my Plumbob!

What?

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Cerys: RAWR!

Ciri: Even from way back there she’s frightening!

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Cress: I tried to get here in time.

ALEX! I know it was you! Just cause you have a carpool to catch doesn’t mean you can just leave food cooking unattended!

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Cress: It’s all good. I’ll get this put out in no time.

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It was the tiniest fire, but it was still enough to get Sam and Bart, on their way to their carpool/bus to stop and freak out, and then stay home for the day.

Bart: How can I go to school when I just witnessed a fire in my own kitchen?

Sam: Yeah plus the dishwasher is still broken. Someone needs to get that fixed.

What and that’ll be you?

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I feel like Ciri and Cerys may have teamed up and stolen a gun to wave around and force a police officer into the cell. Sounds about right with this family.

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Cerys: So I know it doesn’t sound like it would work, but vegetarian lobster thermidor is like the best thing ever!

Bart: It is fascinating how one can make meat and seafood vegetarian-friendly.

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Bart: My favourite dish, however, is already vegetarian. A simple salad will suffice for me.

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Cerys: RAWR

Aw man I got a plumbob in the mirror. I try to avoid stuff like that.

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Ciri: GAH! Why do you only ever scare me!? You’re nice enough to Bart!

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Bart: I have been promoted to King of the Aliens. All will bow before me.

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Cress: Oh sweet Plumbob finally! And with a day to spare!

It helps that she doesn’t have a job. I doubt I would be able to pull this off if she did have one.

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Since the older twins are skilled, and the younger ones are asleep and therefore cannot be skilled at the moment, Cress uses this time to repair some of the damaged appliances.

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Cress: Now will everyone stop complaining about the broken dishwasher?

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Bart: I am becoming older!

Oh sorry Bart, I didn’t even throw a party!

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I see you’re embracing your alieness.

Bart: I feel most comfortable in my native alien attire.

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Bart didn’t do all that great in school, and had easily impressed locked in.

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And the first thing he does is help feed the now-awake and hungry toddlers! I ❀ you Bart!

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Also Ciri got on the honor roll but I forgot to take a screenshot of the notification. This works just as well though! +5

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Cool I didn’t know aliens had this need instead of energy. I noticed when Bart was just not going to sleep after he grew up so went to check cause he should have been tired, and saw this instead!

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Cress: Oh not again!

Are you freaking kidding me?

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Uzopoc: Just checking up on my favourite grandson!

Yeah he’s an Uzopoc, so I figured he must be related somehow.

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Ugh it’s nice of you to help out, Bart, but she is NOT tired!

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Ciri: I can fly!

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Ciri: This thing is awesome! Why haven’t I used it before!?

Beats me. No one had used it until now.

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No one had used this either!

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Ituxi Uzopoc: I have arrived for the birthday celebrations. This is the attire preferred by human sims, is it not?

Bart: This is embarassing.

Haha since Cress had been abducted by her, they were acquaintances and I thought I’d see if she showed up if she were invited.

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Ituxi Uzopoc: It is like being teleported to another world!

What is with everyone and the leaf pile?

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Iko: I bring hamburgers!

Kai: Hi sis! What up?

Iko: You literally just saw me back at the house.

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Alex: It feels like just yesterday that I was helping Yen learn how to use the xylophone. And now she’s growing up! Why does it go so fast!?

Sam: Well while you’re having your moment, there is a tree calling my name. Must go.

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Ituxi Uzopoc: This is how you “rock the bass” yes? I am “getting the party started?”

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Birthday time!

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First up is Priscilla, who is now a couch potato.

Yen, where are you? It’s your turn now!

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Yen: Something went terribly wrong.

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Luckily, we were able to rescue her and get her to her cake!

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She is now a heavy sleeper!

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And finally, it is Ciri’s turn!

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Sam: HAHAHA she’s totally gonna pass out!

Don’t do it Ciri! Just a little longer and you can go to bed!

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Sam: EW someone peed their pants! Wasn’t me though! Definitely wasn’t me!

Ugh Sam thanks a lot. -5

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Iko: Aw my little niece is all grown up.

And she’s a pretty little thing!

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Ciri: Like what else is new?

No really though she is quite gorgeous.

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She is now a virtuoso!


And that is where I leave it! This chapter is long enough already!

Points

Self-wetting (6) -30
Passing Out (7) -35
Service-sim Visit (1) -5

Births (10) +50
Twin Births (3) +30
Honour Roll (9) +45

Fulfilling LTW (3) +120
Randomizing LTW for 1 generation (2) +20
Not using happiness points for 1 generation (2) +20

Painting of TH (3) +15

Total: +230

Chapter 3.4 – Baby Overload

Chapter 3.3 – A Brand New Family

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So! Last we left off, this family went all corrupt on me and I couldn’t save them. So I cheated to get them back. I had all but the kids saved, so I just pulled up Cress and Alex and used play with genetics to get Ciri and Cerys back. They may look a bit different, but whatever. Then I added Sam, Debbie, Fae, and JJ to the family as well, as young adults.

I just realized I should have taken pictures and such so this isn’t one block of text. Oh well. Too late now.

Anyway, then I moved them into a random house and used master controller to get the proper relationships between everyone sorted out and to get Fae, JJ and Sam’s LTWs completed, and to up the painting skills for everyone who had them, then had everyone paint portraits of everyone who had one. Then I force aged Fae, JJ, Sam, and Debbie to elder and killed off Fae, JJ and Debbie. I then waited till around midnight and instant babied Alex with whatever alien was present in order to replace Bart, and aged him up to child. And I pollinated Cress so she was pregnant again. I also put everyone back to the general age they were at before this happened so they weren’t all back at the beginning of their life bars.

THEN I moved in Cinder, Iko, Kai, and Thorne into a house together and realized I could not edit their relationship to Cress, which will be mentioned at the appropriate time in the chapter. I did not, however, move in Charlie, Wolf, Jody, Dean (was he still alive? I can’t remember) or Cas. It was too much work, so I just left it at the siblings.

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Cress: Where are we?

Bart: Is there a TV here?

Oh yeah. And I moved them into a different house. I didn’t have the one I built saved and I didn’t feel like re-building it, so I downloaded a nice house and moved them into it. I did replace that car though. They don’t have the police car anymore (although I could buy debug that but don’t feel like it. No one’s a police officer anyway)

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Got a quick crypt set up in the basement. Unfortunately when I killed off the dead people, they didn’t give me their nice urns. Just the generic grey boxes. Maybe something about the cheated LTW didn’t register to give them nice ones? So I used buy debug to give Fae and JJ their gold urns, and Debbie her grey-but-nicer-than-a-box urn.

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I then just stuck their real urns in the corner so they can still come out to haunt!

The bad news is, we lost Thomas. I went on sims wiki to see if he was an original character of Appaloosa Plains so I could just open a new town and save him, but he was not listed unfortunately 😦

RIP Thomas. You were a random elder that died on our lot, but you grew on me. I’ll miss having you around.

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Now let’s see what everyone does first in their new house. Alex has gone straight for the darts. Have you ever played darts in your life?

Alex: I have no idea. I feel like a newborn sim in a grown man’s body. I must try everything!

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Looks like Bart found the treehouse!

Bart: Everything feels strange. I seek answers. I must initiate contact with my alien brethren and to do that I must reach great heights. Is this tree close enough to the house to reach the roof?

K don’t go breaking anything!

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Ciri went for the computer, and discovered something seemingly quite shocking.

Ciri: An ad popped up and it’s not child friendly! Oh my plumbob what even is that!?

I think she may be scarred for life.

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Sam… well… Sam still likes to sit.

Sam: This chair feels different. Why is everything different? My tush does not appreciate these changes.

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Cress, of course, went right to work toddler skilling. Being the torch holder means pretty much no free time.

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So any luck making contact?

Bart: I’m still in the process of searching. This takes time.

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So you gave up huh?

Bart: No way! I found them, and this is how I’ll reach them. When I propel high enough, I can leap off the swing and launch into space straight at their spaceship!

Seriously. Don’t break anything.

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Somehow that is not the career I would have pictured Kai in…

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Ciri: So this new house is pretty cool isn’t it?

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Bart: No way. The old one was so much better. In fact, I’m trying to reach my alien family and maybe I can live with them instead of staying in this dumb place.

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Oh look someone found the pool!

Alex: This is great! Finally I have someplace to get away from everyone! It gets crazy with so many kids in the house!

You have two children and a toddler.

Alex: And a pregnant wife and a father-in-law who’s slowly losing his mind.

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No! Nuh uh! No way Jose! That is being DELETED!

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Ciri: Hey that looks like fun!

Alex: Aw man this was my private spot.

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Ciri: Not anymore it isn’t! This is Ciri’s spot now!

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Bart: So is this how humans enjoy themselves? Is this what they call “the fun“?

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Bart: No wait! This must be it! I find myself enjoying this more than the sitting!

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Ciri: Ow I don’t know if I like this pool that much!

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So the kids went on a field trip…

Bart: I was doing an experiment. I was observing how the humans react when another being wields what is considered a “dangerous object.”

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They all wanted to go to the festival, so I figured “eh, why not?” See Sam running way ahead?

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He found the hot dog eating contest.

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Sam: I’m so gonna win this thing!