Hello! Last time Sam caused yet another set of twins, making that three sets total, and bringing the child count this generation to SIX kids. I also did a name dump on the one boy Cress gave me. Onwards!
Ciri: Wow, now that I’m older this house seems so much smaller.
Cerys: It’s still just as dirty though. Grandpa’s pee puddle is still here! Gross!
Priscilla: So… Tired…
Well that’s a great start to the chapter. -5
Bart: The child is asleep on the kitchen floor. Does she not know she has a bed?
Priscilla: Blaaahhhh I’m still so tired!
Cerys: Eh heh. Um, ooga booga! Maybe you should go to bed?
Is that Debbie in the pool behind you, Bart?
Bart: I am trying to do my homework, but it is tough concentrating while there is a ghost splashing around.
Debbie: Wheeeee! Why didn’t we have one of these while I was alive!?
Because we couldn’t afford it then.
Hey your body disappears under the water!
Priscilla: Will I ever be allowed to sleep?
Debbie! Priscilla was FINALLY in bed! Did you have to haunt that specific chair?
Debbie: I do what I want.
Cerys: Ooo the perfect opportunity to scare my unaware sister!
Yes the shower is broken and water is leaking everywhere. Cress doesn’t have the time to go around fixing everything at the moment!
Cerys: Wait. Oh Plumbob. She’s naked.
Cerys: Hold the phone. What are those?
Cerys: Will I have those when I grow up?
Ciri: AHH! CERYS! What are you doing!? GET OUT!
Ciri: My little sister saw me naked. This is so embarrassing!
Ciri: You wouldn’t believe what just happened to me. Cerys just watched me have a bath!
Bart: Is this a thing humans enjoy? Because as a child, everyone would demonstrate anger and embarrassment when I would observe them in the bathroom.
Ciri: What? No! I wasn’t LETTING her watch!
Bart: I do not comprehend. Why were you not stopping it then?
Ciri: I didn’t know she- Ugh you know what? Nevermind.
Someone’s getting rid of the leaf pile!
Yen: It was time. I’ve heard about its magical influence, and it shouldn’t be allowed to affect anyone else.
Alex: I’m so OLD!
He’s been checking out his wrinkles multiple times a day since he got older.
Yen: Water balloon fight!!!
Cerys: Hahaha good one!
Cerys: But I cannot play right now. I’m disappearing into the mist *backs away slowly*
Yen: I think my sister’s crazy.
So Iko or Thorne or Kai or Cinder (don’t remember which one) invited Cress to their costume party! Some of the family wanted to attend a party, so I took them along too. Sam and Bart both dressed as hot dogs XD
Cinder: You look like a monster in that costume!
Cerys: That’s offensive to my alien brother.
And in the middle of the party Thorne became a daddy! Way to be supportive during the birth of your baby.
Sam: You are now SURROUNDED BY HOT DOGS! You shall not escape!
Cress: I don’t like it!
Bart: I need to empty my bladder but the bathroom is occupied!
Cerys: What can I say? I needed to bathe.
And you couldn’t have waited until you were at your own house?
Yen: Woohoo! Twin adventures!
Priscilla: They’re the best kind of adventures!
Cerys: Hahaha mom is OLD!
Cress: Hey it’ll happen to you too. Just you wait.
She did not go through a midlife crisis! Woot woot! Alex did though. Maybe that’s why he’s always checking out his wrinkles?
Congratulations Bart for being the first one to use the foosball table!
Cress: Do I have some “Abduct Me” sign stapled to my forehead or something?
Aw Bart is such a good brother.
Johnny: I am being held by a giant hot dog. I don’t know what to think about this.
Um Cerys? Don’t you have somewhere you need to be?
Cerys: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think this is where I belong right now.
Well at least you’re being somewhat helpful while you skip school.
Why do sims flock to watch people play guitar, then don’t leave even if their needs are in the red? Johnny is exhausted Bart! Put her to bed! Ciri stop playing and go eat something!
Ciri: The guitar is more important than survival.
Bart: Cannot escape the music’s grasp.
Well at least she can’t pass out while he’s holding her?
Cerys: Heyyy grandpa! What do you say to scoring me some points on that game again huh?
Priscilla: Way to be subtle sis.
Bart: Well you are looking as radiant as a freshly developed pearl in the mouth of an oyster.
Debbie: Well thank you sonny. I think. Is the oyster’s mouth open or closed? Because, you know, that would affect the radiance of said pearl. Is this a compliment or an insult!?
Bart sure does love to compliment people.
I find it amusing that a ghost is telling a ghost story.
Johnny: You play good Bat?
Bart: I believe the term used is I am burying my opponents.
Sam: Is Cress around? Is she pregnant again?
No, you have caused your last set of twins.
And it’s their birthday today!
Well would ya look at Kai looking all elegant and stuff on the piano!
Anyway, Johnny is again the first one to age up even though Arze was born first because he was otherwise occupied.
She is now clumsy!
Sam you better hold it in this time!
Johnny: I’m sorry. I don’t have enough practice getting to a toilet on time!
Don’t give me that. You’re potty trained! -5
Arze: It’s my birthday too guys!
Well I was trying to get you to a cake but look at where you are!
At least someone was able to watch him grow up.
Ciri: Well I was going to give him a bottle, but now I don’t really know what to do.
Anyway, he is now shy!
And it’s the next day and these two (Rich Wheloff and his son) are still here. Rich called us up all like “Want me to bring my kid for a play date?” So I said Sure! and they still haven’t left.
Rich: Shhh the play date was a ruse. We are now part of the family.
Isn’t it a little cold for you guys to be out in your t-shirts?
Prom has arrived!
Wheloff kid: Hey it’s getting kind of chilly out here.
Cerys: Well look behind you! There’s a nice warm house over there!
Wheloff kid: Huh? I don’t see no house?
Cerys: Hahaha how cold are you now!?
That’s great Cerys. Give the kid pneumonia.
Cerys: Yeah maybe then he’ll finally leave!
Cress: Ahh fresh clean laundry!
And a laundry gnome! It’s a bear!
An alien device? Bart wasn’t trying to get someone else the crown was he?
Sam: My meditation has reached new levels! I feel as if I’m floating!
Sam: Wait, but I wasn’t meditating. What the plumbob is going on?
Sam: Oh look I can see through my hand!
Sam: That’s pretty cool 🙂
Grim: It is your time Sam Sanity.
Uh, he’s on the other side of the wall.
Grim: Death is not bound by walls!
Meanwhile, Ciri was off finding love at prom!
Sam: I don’t want to leave my family though! Please let me stay!
Aw that’s just the cheated LTW thing talking. He also got the drab grey box but I gave him his deserved gold urn!
Poor Bart wasn’t having as much luck as Ciri. Until another girl swooped in. And he also got prom king.
But you just hooked up with another guy. Ok then.
Also we got a cat! Ciri’s been wanting one but I didn’t have the option of adopting. I guess cause there were ten sims in the house. But I have story progression set to allow a lot more so I’m not sure why I wasn’t getting the option.
Anyway, this is Nibbles.
Nibbles is named after this cat that shows up from time to time!
Kai found himself a fiance!
And thus ends the previous generation 😦
I’m gonna miss Sam and his love of dancing.
Yen: Hello! You may now call me Princess Yennefer. I shall no longer respond to my previous name of Yen.
You’re cleaning yourself half buried in snow?
Nibbles: Da snow helps ta clean da fur. Meow.
And now you’re rolling in the dirty water after getting all clean.
Nibbles: No. Da water is clean. Adds da glisten.
Sometimes the kids just don’t come home from school.
Ciri: They’re the most peaceful times.
Paparazzi: Hey kid don’t look so glum! Cheer up! Live a little!
Wouldn’t it be more comfortable doing your homework at home?
Paparazzi: Oh hold on gotta get this. It’s probably my boss.
Ciri: I miss my gramps! You opened a floodgate woman! Why’d you have to cheer me up and then abandon me!?
Cress: So. I guess me or Alex will be the next to go in this household, huh?
Arze: *concentrating on homework*
Priscilla: *concentrating on TV*
Cress: Good to know you guys love us.
Nibbles: POUNCE ATTACK
Priscilla: AH! What the plumbob?
Priscilla: What was that for? I was just minding my own business, you dumb cat.
Nibbles: I dunno what yur talking bout.
Alex: Hey kid, what are you doing on our computer?
Donte (yes he’s a boy. With that stupid hair that everyone grows up with): You can’t scold me if you can’t catch me! Hahaha I’m outta here!
Alex: Just like Sam was </3
Arze: Haha catch me if you can wimp!
Johnny: Oh you’re on!
Arze: K seriously though I’m getting tired. Why are you so slow?
Johnny: Shut up! I don’t have the stamina!
Nibbles: Growl! I don like da moosic. Hiss.
Ciri: Why doesn’t the cat appreciate me? 😦
It doesn’t take long before Sam is out and haunting! And he found the hot tub I randomly got cause Cress had a wish for one. Even though we’re now broke. Cause Sam was the one bringing in the cash. I dunno if we’ll be able to keep paying the bills.
Sam: Well that’s a jolly greeting.
Oh Iko, what have you gotten into now?
Look who was promoted! What is that like your first one since you married into this family?
Alex: Hey it’s the tortoise that wins the race.
Marc: Cool party bro!
Cress: Thanks. Don’t call me bro.
So what happened?
Iko: I don’t wanna talk about it.
Kai: Oh yeah! I’m schooling these gnomes!
Marc: Hmm, yes I believe you are. Fascinating.
You didn’t even give us a chance to do the actual birthday part yet.
Iko: Hey! I have things to do! I was in the middle of something, if you couldn’t tell.
Yup, it’s Cerys’ birthday! Another kid entering teendom!
And here she is. She skipped school too much and had dog person locked in. Seriously. Animal-related traits and alien abductions are like the recurring themes of this legacy. She grew up with that hair and I thought it looked decent enough 😛
Kai: *Sobbing* I miss you grandma and grandpa! It’s been so long!
And then he whipped out his keyboard and started playing down there. Seriously. I didn’t get a pic though because I only realized what was going on when someone had the keyboard thought bubble and I was like “Where is it? We don’t have one so someone else must have brought one.” and couldn’t find it until I remembered Kai was down here. But he was already putting it away when I got to him 😛
Cinder: BOO you alien freak of nature!!
Bart: Where did she even come from?
What is with everyone changing in the middle of my pictures?
Well there you go. Another chapter finished. Yay for insanity!
Self-wetting (7) -35
Passing Out (8) -40
Service-sim Visit (1) -5
Births (10) +50
Twin Births (3) +30
Honour Roll (9) +45
Fulfilling LTW (3) +120
Randomizing LTW for 1 generation (2) +20
Not using happiness points for 1 generation (2) +20
Painting of TH (3) +15