What time is it? Time for another Sanity update! Last time, we had another pervert in the family, Cress was abducted for the ten thousandth time, Sam died ( 😥 ) we got a cat, and birthdays were celebrated!
Priscilla: Oh Plumbob it’s back! Someone save me!!
Priscilla: What did I do to deserve this!?
It’s only Priscilla, too. Nibbles is perfectly respectful of every other sim.
Cerys: IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR IQ WAS AVERAGE LIKE MOST EVERYBODY ELSE!
Bart: It does not do to dwell on what is not. You must up your game if you wish to horrify me.
Aw that’s so cute! It’s too bad it probably won’t even happen though. Can sims even become BFFs on their own? I don’t think so…
Cress: You skip school and then you don’t even have the sense to stay out of the house so I won’t notice?
Ciri: It’s a big house! We never had to come into contact!
Cress: That’s it! You are banned from playing darts until further notice!
Psh. Like Ciri has ever played darts in her life.
Ciri: Well I could have! *Is no longer friends with Cress*
Cress: And you too young lady! Skipping school is not tolerated!
Priscilla: But I was just taking out the trash?
Cress: Were you really though? *Waggles finger*
Priscilla: Wha- Why would you even question-
Priscilla: … no. No I was not.
Cress: Ok, just don’t skip school again.
Wow, playing favourites much?
Yeah I decided to let Cress punish them for skipping school this time around. Cause why not? Arze also skipped school but…
He wasn’t at home so Cress didn’t know about it. He’s just doing his homework anyway. It’s a shame. I was excited for this opportunity to make Cress go all “Avallac’h Roche Zoltan Eskel Sanity” on his ass.
You had to be smart about ditching, didn’t you Arze?
Arze: Well someone has to be the smart one in this family!
Johnny: Brother, come bow to your new queen!
Cerys: Watch out everybody! Daisy Dino is loose in the city! And she can FLY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Arze: I don’t bow to nobody. I will challenge you if you tell me to bow one more time.
Johnny: Then join me brother! Imagine a world where you and I rule side by side!
Only I rule more.
Cerys: UPDATE!! Daisy Dino has forged an alliance with Peter Plesiosaur. Folks, THEY’VE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE OCEANS! NOWHERE IS SAFE!
Arze: Yeeeah. Not happening. Where’s Ciri? I need to give her advice on ditching school.
Johnny: Bummer. I wanted him to join me.
Cerys: It looks like Daisy Dino and Peter Plesiosaur have reached a disagreement. Their attention is focused on each other for the moment. The world is safe for now.
Johnny: Well, I guess I’ll just rule by myself then. Um. Hear ye, hear ye… 😦
Cerys: Wait! The llamas are beginning to rebel! The rise in power of the dinosaurs seems to have given them the courage to turn against the humans! THEY’RE SICK OF BEING SHAVED! THEY WANT THEIR WOOL BACK!
Johnny: What is Cerys doing back there?
Cerys: IT’S EVERY LLAMA FOR HIMSELF! GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT PEOPLE!
Johnny: My sister is crazy. It’ll take a lot of work to get her under control.
Cerys: I lost my train of thought… llamas… ah well.
Cerys: Hahaha she thinks her ruling will get rid of the crazy in me? Well JOKE’S ON YOU! NO ONE can make me uncrazy!
Nibbles: Yu’d make a bad bad ruler. I stop yu!
Johnny: Ow my buttocks!
… I take waaay too many pictures. What was that, like 8 for just that one sequence? And I didn’t even use all the ones I had!! No wonder these chapters are always so long.
In other news, Ciri got asked out on a date by this dude, Parker Coddle-Prudence. And I said yes for the heck of it!
I think he was her romantic interest from prom? Nah I checked, he wasn’t.
Ciri: He’s staring at me weird. I’m kinda creeped out to be honest.
Eh I think he’s kinda cute in his own unique way.
Ciri: Well this is awkward… Do you speak? …
Then he went inside and started rocking out to the guitar.
Ciri: Whatever. I’m gonna work out.
Parker… Your hair is suddenly down to your nose.
What up Parker?
Yes, Ciri really did go to work out. Such romance.
Dina Foote: What is that young man looking at?
Parker: *lost in the music*
Dina Foote: Well, couldn’t’a been too important.
Dina Foote: Wait! Oh dear! I believe I see what he saw! Oh someone should let the poor guitarist know!
Dina Foote *offscreen*: Ain’t gonna be me though.
Hat Guy: The guitarist is mighty fine tonight.
Oh look! It’s Thorne!!
Thorne: Um, hi!
Thorne: Hold up, I spy a nice piece of sim I gotta talk to.
Thorne: Oh God something stinks. It better not be her.
Omg Thorne, you look so creepy like that.
Thorne: So um, you’re really pretty and I was just wondering if maybe you might want to dance? Maybe?
Hat: I see you talking to my woman.
Thorne: I mean, you don’t have to if you don’t want to.
Hat: I was gonna ask her out first.
Lolly Racket: Sure, why not?
Aw you’re actually really cute Thorne ❤
Aw you get you some romance Thorne!
Thorne: I feel so graceful!
Thorne: I am a swan!
… What was I saying about taking too many pictures?
Do I even need to show these at all anymore? I feel like at this point we should just assume that Cress was abducted at some point during the chapter DX
Sam: What is this creature that has taken over while I’ve been gone?
Sam: Shoo! Shoo! Get away cat! You think you can take my place? You are sorely mistaken!
Bart, for someone with such a high IQ you’d think you’d wait until the sink was fixed to mop up.
Bart: No no, you’ve got to keep on top of it. Otherwise the whole place will flood.
Laundry Bear: It’s like having a fountain but in the comfort of your own home! ❤
Arze: You think you can go in the pool to escape me?
Arze: Well you are mistaken! I’M COMIN’ IN!
Johnny: Haha I’m already out loser.
Johnny: HAHA try and catch me now wimp!
Arze: I feel cheated.
I feel like there must have been a reason I took this picture… I have no idea. Eh I’ll just throw it in here anyway.
Bart: Oh I’m so embarrassed!
Yen: HAHA dude guess what just happened!? I totally just walked in on my alien brother in the shower! – haha yeah. What? – Well I don’t really know what it looks like on humans so I can’t really answer that question.
Yen who are you even talking to who would ask something like that!?
Another Sanity baby! That makes the second one in this alternate universe!
Woot woot! We’re halfway through Cress’ LTW!
Well that looks trancelike.
Bart: I am consuming the energy of the air! It’s delicious!
Fae: I CAN FLY!
Uh Bart whatcha doin?
Your arm is in your body…
Bart: *GASP* The water! It’s everywhere!
Bart: I swear I saw my life flash before my eyes! That was the most terrifying experience of my life!
Igloo: I dare you to try and run me down. Go on. Try it. See what happens.
Nah it’s just Johnny, who didn’t come home and instead played in an igloo at the pool of all places. No idea how she got to the pool from school, but whatever.
Are you freaking kidding me?
Alex! You’re the one who was cooking!
Alex: Donte was disturbing the remains of our family!
Oh my God why are you always picking on Donte!? He hasn’t even done anything wrong from what I can see!
And Cress isn’t even home to put out the fire!! She’s at City Hall doing paperwork to register as self-employed. Cause she randomly wanted to be a painter.
Ciri: No worries, I got this! Stand back children!
Cress: Stupid family members always leaving food cooking unattended and starting stupid fires. No more, I say. NO MORE!
She had immediately wished to make the stove fireproof 😛
I am fine with that.
Um guys? What are you doing?
Arze: We’re playing tag!
In the pool? In negative weather?
Why do they keep going in the pool when they’re playing tag!? Can they even be tagged while in the pool!?
Bart: It is quite cold.
Yeah no duh.
Bart: I cannot feel my limbs.
Bart: Something has gone terribly wrong.
… Well that is why you don’t swim in negative degree weather.
Bart: SO HUNGRY!
Ok, I eventually took pity on him and sent Cress to thaw him out.
Cress: Well this is quite the situation you’ve gotten yourself into, isn’t it, Bart?
Cress: It’s lucky I always carry a hair dryer!
Bart: The heat! I suddenly desperately need to PEE!
Cress: Yay it worked!
Cress: Oh yeah, you can thank me now. I know I know. I’m the best.
I thought you had to pee?
Bart: I do but I’m so HUNGRY!
Bart: The pee could not be contained!
Ugh thank you Bart. You couldn’t have taken like five seconds to pee before making food could you? -5
Laundry Bear: I can’t see what’s going on over the counter. Someone lift me please!
So Iko, you gonna tell us what’s up with you this time?
Iko: Strictly confidential information my friend. This was fun, but I must go.
Dude you haven’t even gone inside the house yet!
Iko: I do what I must.
Why are you so secretive in the new universe!?!?
It’s birthday time for the twins! I tried to have an awesome synchronized birthday but that didn’t work out… Priscilla started the process before Yen got to her cake. Oh well.
Yen: You were supposed to wait for me! 😡
Priscilla: Hey you snooze you lose amirite?
Yen: Well it’s more ladylike to take your time. *Blows candles out softly*
Priscilla: Well that’s the pansy way to look at it.
Yen: What did you say?
Priscilla: Nothing. *Suddenly straight-faced*
Priscilla looks… well… interesting… She got an unfortunate mix of genetics.
She is now a Savvy Sculptor, which was locked in. Well, technically Pizza Appreciator was locked in, but that’s a hidden trait, so I figured I’d go in and change that for her, although I still rolled for the new trait.
Yen, on the other hand, is ADORABLE! Omg I ❤ her!
She now loves the heat. Also I changed her highlights, because the white was bothering me. I made it a light brown instead. Looks so much better.
She just went ahead and started eating her cake in the middle of the chaos, just not caring at all.
Yen: Mmm I love cake 🙂
She is too cute!!
Kai, as usual, can be found playing video games rather than partaking in the birthday celebrations.
Kai: Hey, I don’t have a game console at home! I gotta make the most of my extremely limited time here!
Alex, did you perhaps have a little bit too much cake?
Alex: Are you calling me fat!? I’m a middle-aged man! It’s called a beer belly!
Sims don’t get beer bellies. You just ate a ton of cake.
Alex: SHUT UP!
Omg Priscilla, what’s with the anger?
Priscilla: I PLAY WHAT I FEEL!
Priscilla: AND I FEEL ANGER. I NEVER GOT ANY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
Yeah well, you could have.
Priscilla: Hmm, I could have. That’s an interesting thought.
Priscilla: Wait what’s that? I COULD have!? But that means I DIDN’T!
Priscilla: And that’s the part that matters! I NEVER GOT ANY!
Ok then, I’ll leave you to it..
Yen: So Cinder huh? That’s a fire-related name right? You like fire Cinder?
Cinder: Well let’s just say I have a habit of frying things in this family’s house.
Cinder: Whelp, gotta run!
Yen: Well what could she have meant by –
Yen: Oh dear, what’s wrong with the game console?
Yen: Hmm, I think I get what Cinder was saying…
Ok, I guess I’ll end it here. 2,000 words seems like enough 😛
Next time, will I get better at limiting the picture taking? Probably not. I have like 40 more pics already and Kai’s baby hasn’t even been born… Remember that popup from earlier this chapter? Those popups are what make me realize just how many pictures I take by noticing how long it takes to get through those three days between the popup and the birth of the baby…
Self-wetting (8) -40
Passing Out (8) -40
Service-Sim Visit (1) -5
Births (10) +50
Twin Births (3) +30
Honour Roll (9) +45
Fulfilling LTW (3) +120
Randomizing LTW for 1 generation (2) +20
Not using happiness points for 1 generation (2) +20
Painting of TH (3) +15